Monday
Parkstone Grammar School – no
name, no MD… but lots of good ideas, however none of them reflect a name
or MD, but TONS of good ideas, TONS! Oh,
have things changed, an incredible turnaround, the girls have a name 'ELE'
an MD, Maisie Havelock-Smith who loves Tofu and Music, and they are
presently blazing a trail to provide the world with brilliant products.
Lookout...!Platinum (is the group name)
advised by Handelsbanken (still going strong despite the crisis in
banking) are comprised of Bournemouth School, Bournemouth School for
Girls and St. Edward’s (brave Year 11s mixing with the other 6th
formers). They are proud to introduce their MD Claire Jefferies who
likes achieving goals and meeting new people; Claire is flanked by Raghd
Rostom, deputy MD, who describes herself as ambitious and dreams of
becoming a scientist! Well done girls! Nothing
new to report here, but I have an undercover Scoopologist attending the
Monday 27/10 group meeting...more to report shortly...and in keeping
with the true reporter's instinct, nothing will be left out, nothing!
Tuesday
Avonbourne School – no name, but
they do have an MD Lydia Sheehan who enjoys cooking and dancing, but not
at the same time. One of our smaller groups comprised of 5 members,
they pride themselves on their secretive meetings, but I will be doing
my best to break the silence and deliver The Scoop!....Ok
we have got a name now, see, I told you I would break
through...Set4Success is the moniker and judging by that they seem to be
'in it to win it.' We'll see, as I have always said about the
competition, it's not a sprint, it's an obstacle course!
Quantum (for now, is the group
name) advised by Siemens (still going strong despite the crisis in
Metallurgy) are comprised of Bournemouth School and Bournemouth School
for Girls (there is a ban temporarily in place restricting St. Ed’s
students from attending). One of the largest groups numbering 14
strong, Quantum proudly introduce Alex Anderson as MD who enjoys snooker
and humorous facial hair. Deputising Alex is Ruth Amey who describes
herself as motivated, loves a good book in between socialising.
Products right now are hush, hush….ssssshhhh! I
really want to lift the lid on all this Hush Hush business; it's not
good for the reputation of The Scoop and it's not good for you the
reader! I will be revealing all shortly....
Ellipsis (is the group name)
advised by Sunseeker (still going strong despite the crisis in leisure
boating and pleasure pedalo-ing) are made up of the big 3 schools –
Bournemouth School, Bournemouth School for Girls and St. Ed’s. Ellipsis
proudly placed their MD and Deputy MD in the proverbial executive
perch. Respectively, Edward Hastrop MD enjoys champagne and fancies
himself as a bit of a windsurfer, while Oliver Gardner Deputy MD likes
to get his hands dirty earning cash in between watching Telly and
prefers to be known as Oli! Nothing new
to report here, absolutely nothing...I should change the name of this
periodical, any suggestions?
Email yours and get a key chain, Please.
Wednesday
Veritas (is the name) advised by
X-Leisure (thriving in an upturn coinciding with less metals ored, more
yachts moored, even more banks banked and larger numbers of folks taking
to Tower Park for diversions from professional worries) have
simultaneously tackled the triple task of electing directors, raising
capital and developing products. With a gagging order in effect, we
have no further knowledge of this group, except they are the Ladbroke’s
favourite to take home the big prize, but these are early days.
Actual news to report - Jonathan Baker has
been slotted in to lead the group as Managing Director. When he is
not canoeing or earning top honours at school, he is leading the group
in deep discussions about Santa and Jesus Potato Heads. They are
also actively pursuing sponsorship. "Beware of this group, the odds are
stacked in their favour!" - Ladbrokes Magazine
Thursday
Corfe Hills School saw a record
turn-out for the 1st time in years….15 year 11s folded
themselves around the square (monopoly) board style table layout.
Brimming with confidence, these happy 15 took on their Director
Applications, contemplating names and products, and stormed out the
doors 30 minutes later ready to take on any Company that stood in their
way. Breaking Update…after agreeing to turn in Director Applications on
Friday, as of Monday only 9 were handed in…will the Happy 15 revert to
form and become a buoyant 12, odd 11, tickled 10 or dismal <9? Tune in
next week…Next week it is...and I am pleased to
report that my predictions were all proved incorrect...the Happy 15 are
a Jubilant 15, intact still after 2 weeks; The group has elected an MD
in the form of Maddie(the surname escapes me) and a Deputy MD James
Benson-King, known to most as Benson. Despite a battlefields trip
in the week, the group is planning a home meeting over half-term to
discuss sponsorship, products and kissing booths! Look out
Bournemouth School for BOYS. Oh,
by the way, the group do have a name - The Bizz. Let's hope it
continues to provide a Buzz.
Budmouth Technology College are
a bit slow out of the blocks after a bout with Weymouth fever which has
reportedly decimated the numbers and cut off access to this part of the
world sometimes known as South Dorchester, North Portland or Weybiza.
The group, should they be cleared for meeting, are advised by DEK
Printing Machines Ltd. (a leader in the production and distribution of
machines which print circuit boards for hand-held telecommunication
devices). The group have nothing else to report. We can only
wish our western cousins luck and a rapid recovery.
Fully-fit now, the squad are back in training,
attending regular meetings at the DEK offices. Comprised of 4 team
players, this group Novelty Notes, will draw heavily on their musical
background to offer a cutting edge/hip product (that I cannot tell you
about). Musicians by trade, these guys are hoping to set the world
on fire, trading rifts and hopefully cash at the Trade Fairs. In
place as Managing Director is Faron Calder (Faz) who also acts as
Company Secretary - he will certainly be busy, talking to himself,
quoting himself, etc. Anyway, you can all rest assure that our
western cousins are back and do not seem to be too keen about taking
prisoners. Oh, I have to mention their band 'Playing with Giants,'
and I will certainly be getting the Scoop on that name's origin...do
they actually as a pastime, Play with Giants? Or, is it a nod to some of
the other bands in the world, They Might Be Giants, Gentle Giant...Or
are they acknowledging the American Football team or baseball team...OR,
is it a wink and a nudge to Sir Isaac Newton's quote that I cannot
recall that REM turned into a ditty - 'Standing on the shoulders of
giants'? I will uncover...
Friday
Kann-Do 4 U (is the name) are
the longest continually running enterprise group that Enterprise &
Skills mentor. Specialising in the production of beautifully
hand-crafted cards, the Montacute School-based company thrive at every
trade fair because of an excellent mix of quality products and strong
support.
That is about it on the
Update....currently, the most popular non-member of a group is Juke from
Bournemouth School. I have heard his name invoked repeatedly at meetings
when they face a challenge. So, I have got to close this Update,
with a friendly Hello to Juke...Hi Juke, why is it you are so popular?
Well, you heard it here first
folks; tune in next time to get my take on it. Best of luck to all the
groups, keep the ideas churning and remember you are only limited by
what you think limits you! Deep, eh?
If you have any group news to
report, please email
Scoop Gibson at the news desk.